Funny Blog

Anonymous Educator

I just found this. It's a blog by a teacher. A funny read.

The Corner Seat

Many times a student will sit in the far back corner of the room, and then they perform the tell-tale sign... they turn the screen, so it's angled away from the next student's view.

This is a sure sign that they're looking at porn. What the students don't know is that I can view their screen through the network.

This one student, she swears her teacher gave has permission to sit in the lab and do some work. But... She angles the monitor. (Sign 1) She never picks up the papers she's working on. (Sign 2) She's a bit hunched over, face close to the monitor (Sign 3) She's constantly looking either at me or at whoever walks in the room (Sign 4)

and when you have two of them together in the back, they become more obvious about it, like giggle and lean over to see each other's screen. (Sign 5)

So I "look" at her screen, and what do I see her searching for online? "Suck Horse Cock" (sorry about the language)

That's what I have to deal with. Not only do I have to tell her that she can't do that, but alsonot let on that I can view her screen through the network. Don't you just envy my job?

Baby Names

True conversation I overheard:

BellyLady: "I want to give my baby a good name, so I'm going over a bunch of names."
WeaveGirl: "Yeah? What names you have in mind?"
BellyLady: "I don't like Tiffany, everyone's using that now. I got Kendra, but it's kinda plain."
WeaveGirl: "Yeah, you want a name that's unique."
BellyLady: "How about Paris. That's sexy. But it's a boy's name."
WeaveGirl: "Wait, what about Paris Hilton? and... she's kinda sexy, right?"
BellyLady: "Yeah, I want my daughter to grow up with a sexy name, a girl's name, something she can be proud of. What do you about Bobbi?"
WeaveGirl: "That's a boy's name. Dag, you stupid."
BellyLady: "Nuh-uh, because I'm spelling it with an I!"
WeaveGirl: "Oh, okay. Like Bobby Brown's daughter, Bobbi. That's sexy."

...........wow