"Director of Homeland Security"

Another teacher gave the students an assignment where they had to e-mail their resumes to prospective employers and make sure to "CC" him as well. A couple of students asked me for help in attaching their resumes. I noticed that two or three were applying for a certain position, Director of Homeland Security!

I asked one student why she chose that listing to apply to, and she said "I have a lot of experience doing security, so I figured... why not? I could do security from home." I wanted to laugh, but I maintained my poker face. I didn't want to discourage anyone from doing another teacher's assignment, so I didn't say anything.

Who knows, maybe one of them might get it?