Been away for a while, needed some time to let some of these stories... "marinate", because sometimes, even I don't believe they happen.

Well, I have a few MySpace stories for you. Here's one:

The other day, one of my students asked me to help her post a new picture on her page (she didn't know how), so as I'm walking her through the process... "Ok, now click 'browse'... Switch to the CD drive..." I see a couple of pictures of her son, she scrolls down, and... BAM! The "private" pictures.

The first is a VERY close-up shot of her rear (in panties). I saw "...uh.." She says "Oh, I'm sorry, those are personal."

Now, at this point, you're thinking the average person is going to scroll away from the pictures. No, she continues to scroll down.

I moved a bit back from the screen, as to not be all up in her pictures, but I see one that might be boobs, another where she's completely nude... and I'M RIGHT THERE! HOW ABOUT WAITING UNTIL I COMPLETELY MOVE AWAY TO CHECK OUT YOUR NUDIE PICTURES!!! DAMN!

I'm trying to give her some space, but she's still asking me what the next step is.