Sometimes... I just want to hit myself.

How does someone take a typing test and get a zero? ZERO words per minute. You have have to absolutely hit not one key the whole time! If you typed 2 words, TWO WORDS, in two minutes, that be one word. I bet if you typed half word, they'd round up to one! DAAAAAAMN!

AGH! I want to scream.

Zero. zero words per minute. Un-flippin-believable.