Stress

Stress is like cigarettes. It takes a LONG time to kill you. In the meantime, you get to go bald, lose you sight, gain weight, develop heart problems, etc.. yay!

Wouldn't it be cool if when your stress level hits a certain amount, POP! you just explode? Done, no hair loss, no heart problems... just a nice, quiet, peaceful rest.

No constant questions, no one pulling your arm, no one complaining that you're ignoring their 47th question.

Man! I don't know about you, but to me, that sounds sweet.