10 Signs That You May Be "Ghetto"

1. You go to work/school in a dingy, stained and/or stretched out t-shirt.
2. Your eyes are red and watery when you walk in for the morning AND after lunch.
3. You come back from a long lunch, carrying your lunch, to eat at your desk... and it's from a diner across the street.
4. You see nothing wrong with announcing to everyone that you have "the f#@%in' munchies REAL BAD!"
5. You walked 30 blocks to get "fried scrimps" (yes, "scrimps")
   
6. You see nothing wrong with wearing flip flops all day long.
7. You fart, loudly, then announce you may have "the shits".
8. You talk to your "man" on speaker phone and he says he'll bring you a little "shumtin-shumtin to shmoke" at lunch, and you don't think anyone knows what that meant.
9. You hair is wrapped in a doo-rag, everyday, in the same 2-3 dirty doo-rags you own.
10. While claiming to not have any money to pay your Con Ed bill, you're waving your freshly done nails in the air which have actual money enameled on them AND your just got your hair done the night before.