Jay-Z? JAY-Z!?!

Chick, who do you THINK you're kidding? Because it's not me or any other person in the room. What makes you think Jay-Z would choose you over Beyonce Knowles?

I just had a student say she wanted to put her picture on some page, because "Jay-Z needs to get with this"! Come on! And to say that outloud! And to say it seriously! Someone else giggled when she said it, and she said "I'm serious! I KNOW the Jigga would get with this if he saw me."

Where does this super self-confidence come from?